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Friday 20 January 2012

Sharing my shed

Dear little field mouse

I have no problem with sharing my scooter shed with you. If you want to live in a nest of dead leaves in the corner and sit and eat acorns that's fine by me. I'll even overlook the fact you chewed a hole in the wall in order to get in.

But I do have a bit of an issue with you having chewed a great big hole in the waterproof cover for my scooter. You see when I bought the scooter they threw in the cover for free but to buy a new one is about £80 (daylight robbery, talk about exploiting disabled people). This is why I don't think it's entirely suitable for nesting material and I've taken it out of the shed. I might be really generous and put a few rags in there for you.

Love Liz 

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