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Monday 25 January 2010

Questions

Over the last couple of days I've been contemplating some of life's bigger questions:

  • How did it happen that when P & J went model aeroplane flying in a muddy field J was wearing his school shoes?
  • How can a boy sleep in his school trousers & then say 'I didn't notice'?
  • How does he expect me to help with his English homework when the book's at school, he can't remember what it says and I've never read it?
  • How did the cheese get to be under his bed?
  • How did it happen that a great deal of my porridge ended up coating the inside of the microwave?
  • Why doesn't it ever occur to anyone else to clean the loo?
  • Where is his football kit?

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