Scene: kitchen on Monday evening.
Dad, going out of door to Co-op:
'J can you do the potatoes please.'
J: No!
Mum: how about I wash them and you chop them up?
J: OK
Short while later:
J: This is the special safe knife hold they showed us as at school. If you do it like this you can't cut yourself...Aaaagh!
J's thumb turns bright red.
J: I feel faint.
Mum: Put your head between your legs.
CRASH!!!
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